Like to work with fresh meat? What zombie loving fanatic doesn’t? Share your love this this apron for when working in the kitchen on a fresh cut!
FOR THE CIVILIZED ZOMBIE CHEF
Some zombies just rip out guts or crack open heads and start feasting. It’s disgusting. Civilized zombies like to cook their food a bit first, preferably on the grill. For the zombie with the elevated palate, we offer this Zombie Attack Apron. It will protect your rotting flesh, while still showing your true zombie-ness (so other zombies don’t attack you).
Each Zombie Attack Apron features gory details and blood, while working to really keep you clean. The best part is: any sauces, juices, or bits of food that you spill on it will only serve to make it more realistic (though, you might want to wash it occasionally, so it don’t stink)! The Zombie Attack Apron has four pockets, so it will hold all your spices, tools, and maybe an extra hand or two. And, since it has only one strap for the waist and neck, the Zombie Attack Apron is super-adjustable to fit just about any size and shape of undead cuisine expert out there. Bone appétit!
Product Specifications
- This apron will protect your clothes and make you look like a rotting zombie
- A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive!
- Four pockets: approx. 4.8″ x 9.9″ each
- Single drawstring for both neck strap and waist ties, 96″ long
- Materials: 65% polyester / 35% cotton
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold; lay flat to dry
- Imported
- Dimensions: 29.25″ long, 10″ wide at top, 20.25″ wide at bottom, 96″ strap
Available at Think Geek
