While not the first zombie garden gnomes around by any shot, Think Geek has provided a new twist on this undead tale. A survivor gnome! While you still have a standard zombie garden gnome you can order you now have the ability to order a machine gun toting gnome whose ready to take names and kick some undead ass as he mows them down!
Fall back to the flamingos!
Popular culture has us believing that the zombie apocalypse will happen as a result of infectious disease, alien bacteria, or general dark magic, but we’ve yet to see scientific proof that any such fantastical intervention is powerful enough to affect people. To be honest, the only logical progression for any zombification would have to start small and progress exponentially. Like any disease or dark magic, it would need time to grow and adapt, gain strength and momentum. So what of the little animals?
If Fluffy were to rise out of the small shoebox coffin in the backyard, zombie human deterrents wouldn’t be necessary, it’d be maximum overkill. That’s why you prepare for the more logically inevitable with Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes. Birds, rodents, Fluffies, Spots, and the occasional raccoon can still spread the infectious zombie disease, but with armed garden gnomes, your yard will be a safe zone.
Product Specifications:
Garden Gnomes for the zombie apocalypse
Survivor Gnome:
Materials: Resin
Dimensions: 9.5″ tall
Zombie Gnome:
Materials: Terracotta
Dimensions: 11.4″ tall
Available at Think Geek
